People can be this stupid….

Posted on May 16, 2009 by anna-jun.
Categories: Uncategorized.

Me and my dad was in the doctor room…
Dad          : so I can not go anywhere near a baby is it?
Doctor     : yes , you have a grandchild?
Dad         : not yet , but my daughter is expecting.
Doctor     : Really ? Which daughter?
Me           : (offended ) Obviously it’s my sister!
Doctor    : Oh of course, not that I am saying that you look pregnant …

On the taxi
Taxi Driver    : I used to live in the place you guys live!
Me                 : Really??
TAxi Driver    : Yes , the police used to live there!
Dad               : Then why did they moved out and rent out this place?
Taxi Driver    : Because the polices are rich now! Only poor people live in that kind of place!

My sister is 8 months pregnant When she met our old friend
Our friend    : oh Vina , meet my girlfriend…
My sister      : Oh ya , meet my husband..
Our friend    : ( shocked ) YOU ARE MARRIED??
My sister      : OF COURSE! I am pregnant!
Our friend    : Oh yea right.

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