People can be….

One day while talking about my dogs…

Me: I was hospitalized during high school because my big rottie dragged me on the ground and hit my face to the pavement. I got 8 stitches on my face
Alvin : Really?? How come got no scars on your face?
Me: Oh I did plastic surgery, my real face is not like this
Alvin: OMG really?
Me: yea
Alvin: … you are lying right? If you had a plastic surgery , why are you still looking like this? You should have made it prettier!

During my dad chemoteraphy

Lady: I had a breast cancer , how about your husband?
Mom: Oh he has colon cancer.
Lady    : Really? Indra Gunawan died last week of colon cancer
Mom: ( growing really anxious and worry ) oh God , really?
Me: ( very upset by the insensitive auntie ) Yea auntie, my friend’s mom just died also . Of breast cancer
On Job interview

Interviewer: So you understand everything right about your job scope?
Me: yaa… well there is one thing
Interviewer: what?
Me: I didn’t apply for this position.
Interviewer: Really? So what did you apply for?
Me: IT. I applied IT
Interviewer: Ya lor IT. We can arrange that one if you want. You can use microsoft word , right?
Me:…. err….. its not that kind of IT. I am a software developer.
Interviewer: What is that?
Me:…. it means I do programming?
Interviewer:…….. oh OK. Then maybe we got the wrong person.
Me: (  my sentiment exactly …. )

On failing exam

Me: So I failed my exam , will it affect my graduation or honors or grade?
Affair’s Office: No , nope , you are not obliged to take this course , so its okay.
Me: Thank God
Affair’s Office: Just asking .. why did you take this module on the first place
Me: Errrhhh.. for fun?
Affair’s Office: ( Laugh ) FUN?? YOU FAILED! How fun can it be?

While meeting a Austrian

Him:I don’t understand why Singapore is called Singa-Poor.
It is in fact the richest country in South East Asia!

On Applying a job in Africa
My lecturer: If you really cannot find a job , why don’t you take the available work offer?
Me: I don’t know if that is a good job
My lecturer: Oh dear , you are applying volunteer work in AFRICA! What can be worse than that?